Red pill: the ability to read anybodies mind and control their thoughts at will
Blue pill: tastes like raspberry
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Married life with Ellen and Portia.
IDC HOW MANY TIMES IVE REBLOGGED THIS IT IS LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE FUCKING THING
hahahahah
CUTIES
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I hate this a lot
DelETE THIS
STOPPPPPP
LITERALLY THE ONE LOOKING BACK AT IT SMH
I’m dead guys.
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